As he effortlessly removes the spine from the nighttime anchorman on TBBN, he emphasizes the a few crucial points:
- During the month of October it is expected to make your dinner look gory. Try taking that veggie loaf recipe and turning it into something scary with some gruesome presentation.
- Take care of your back. You'll never know when a crazy assed vampire king will come up from behind and mess it up beyond recognition on live television.
- He is not in favor of the Vampire Rights Amendment.
I used this recipe. Really, just use your favorite. Shape into a spine and accent by coating the whole thing with some ketchup and accenting it with red pepper. Go big! Pairs well with mashed potatoes and a nice side salad.
And please, go see a chiropractor.