What were these prison survivors up to in the kitchen?
Making cookies, of course. Isn't that what everyone does in the zombie apocalypse?
- 1 3/4 c brown sugar
- 1/2 c vegan milk
- 1/2 c earth balance or other vegan butter
- 1/4 c peanut butter
- 2/3 c vegan butterscotch chips
- 1 t vanilla extract
- 1/4 t nutmeg
- 3 .5 c oats I used old fashioned, which wasn't smart. Use 3 c. quick cooking oats instead.
Mix sugar, milk, vanilla and add vegan butter over medium-high heat until you get a soft boil. Add the butterscotch chips next and allow them to melt with the mixture, you'll want to turn down the heat to low for this and stand close watch. Did you hear me? Stand close watch for both walkers and watching your mixture. Those chips don't melt easily and the walkers can smell something good. After the chips have melted, add your peanut butter and stir until that's melted. Finally, add your oats and scoop mixture out by using an ice cream scoop by plopping it on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. Give these babies about an hour or so to set or you'll be pissed and sad. Enjoy with a cold glass of your favorite non-dairy milk.