Shhh, it's secret time! You know who got everyone at camp 'Pocky to go vegan? That's right, Merle. Scrape away the racism, drug addiction, and misogyny, and you have the makings of a passionate tofu lover. He preached the good gospel of the mental, spiritual, physical, and environmental benefits of eating a plant based diet. He didn't even drop an F bomb.
In fact, he avoided going to camp after chopping off his hand so he could make a b-line to the local Target. Why? To use one of the sandwich presses. Running away from zombies can make one really hungry.
He took two slices of italian bread and stuffed it with West Soy brand tomato basil tofu, daiya mozzerella, arugula, sun dried tomatoes, and a little Earth Balance Mindful Mayo. That sammy made him feel so good, he never came back. Rumor has it the plant power helped him grow a new hand.
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