It was the only bottle available

So I like taunting my co-workers every now and then. For those of you who have never lactated before, this is a breast milk bottle. I've finished weaning my children for some time now, but had this bottle left over to put my soy creamer in so I could doctor up the shitty excuse for coffee at work. Back in the day when I did pump, I had to label it BREAST MILK so no one would accidentally drink it. You would have thought I had put the fluid of some large black and white field dwelling, and grass eating creature held against her will and forced to put her milk in a machine instead of feeding it to her baby like a normal living thing.

Woah, that's what cow's milk is.