just give me the tops

don't you think the cookie to the right looks like a googly eyed face? i do. these are the blueberry walnut oatmeal breakfast cookies from the vegan cookie conoisseur. the description reads that they are like eating muffin tops, and i would say that is spot on--but they're a tad dense. that's perfectly okay because that's how a breakfast cookie should be, sort of a stick to your ribs sensation followed by a swig from your mug o' dark coffee or cold glass of non dairy milk. i made the cookies on the small side and two of them kept me fueled until lunch. so stay in your cubicle and be all kinds of productive while those jealous omnis gossip about how you're a flake by the water cooler. what do they know? nothin' i say, absolutely nothin'.

they also make a perfect snack to tide you over until you make dinner.