birthday yum-yum part one

this is just one of a couple entries about how i spent my birthday. the pizza is from max's place, a pizza joint that's been open for a couple of years. i had no idea they offered vegan cheeze on pizza! i ordered mine with said cheeze, sun dried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts.
here's how you know i've really made it to the other side of veganland: i thought they put too much cheez on the pizza. it masked the beautiful flavors of the tomatoes and artichokes. i never thought i wouldn't like cheez. i mean, i do--i just find it unnecessary at times. in my pregan days, i was a total ranch slut and cheeze ho. no wonder i couldn't taste anything. if you find yourself at max's just let 'em know you want light cheez. unless, you like it like that. no worries, i don't fault you for it.
there i am, talkin' to mahself, wearing my birthday t-shirt from t-shirt hell. it's two pez dispensers making out and it says "pezbians" on the bottom.